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2020.09.22 17:13 FezAndWandInsane police heart attack cult dream I recorded ages ago, could anyone take a stab at interpreting this?
Just has the weirdest fucking dream I was naked in the subway for some reason And while I was walking down, I got caught by a cop who was gonna fine me a "token" that cost 55 dollars I didn't want to pay, so I just sat there while this group of kids in the subway were lined up in a row and just sitting there while the cop was holding me back for not wanting to pay the fare I feel like running since I was wearing a red Japanese demon mask with a big pointy nose but I realize he already wrote my name down since he left a few papers behind with my name on it I look through the papers and it says that the only thing he knows about me is that I'm white and bad with directions, which makes me angry cause wtf you're racist (cop dude was black and I was still just trying to guilt him into letting me leave without paying the fine) Also cause I'm not white, just pale skinned but he just calls some of his cop buddies to escort me upstairs for being a nuisance And then, we all of a sudden get transported away to another part of the city which is the cop's home and now I stop being the focus character and start being represented either I think by Lilo from Lilo and Stitch or Sophie from Assigned Male Some kids come to kidnap me (Lilo?) (Sophie?) But me(?) and the cop dude beat them up after taking their weapons which look like toys and beating the fuck out of them with it until they run away. One of them had a Narwhal toy that detached to reveal a long cork and I(?) Threaten one of the kids with it when they try to get it back Eventually I lose the cop somehow and find out that I can travel to and from this big plaza laying inside this fountain with rainbow tinted water, allowing me to travel back home. I then get messaged by the cop on Kik (which I don't even use) about a sudden outbreak of Japanese girls dressed as cops fucking around in the city and he sends me pictures While this is happening, I start seeing fucking Slenderman chase me around without ever catching me but he's always sprouting tentacles like he does in Tribe Twelve, which makes me run away as fast as possible and grow really paranoid I have the cops kik and I ask him for his address so he can protect me but he refuses because he doesn't want anyone like those kid having his address (which is weird because they explicitly said "we only wanted him (me)" and already found his home on their own On the bottom right corner of the screen, after the cop (who I think is now being represented by Best Guy Ever?) says this, Kik has a message that says "This conversation has been violated" which I take to mean someone's monitoring the convo At this point, I'm me again and I end up in the cop's neighborhood and I try to convince myself that I'm only hallucinating when my vision (the sign slenderman is nearby in ARGs) gets distorted when I see a guy who looks tall from a distance but is actually just some guy named Devin from real life or a slight ly dark skinned Asian dude Before this, I was walking through the neighborhood trying to find the cop so we could take shifts sleeping so we could avoid the guys chasing us. Then I have a heart attack and fall unconscious, causing me to wake up in a hospital The doc explains why I collapsed and then I go back home (which is my old home from when I was a kid) and go to my parents room cause this whole ordeal is getting me freaked out and they had the biggest bed which was usually empty My cousin Ron is on the bunk bed (bottom) in my room and tries to talk to me, but I blow him off cause I'm stressed to hell and back Suddenly I'm being represented by Bojack Horseman and I'm in a room with his friends. They say something dismissive towards me and I respond with "don't you know I had a heart attack today?" to which Diane acts surprised But then she just goes back to her neutral expression. Then I go back to the cops home somehow and see his address is written on a piece of paper so I elect to remember it since I have it in such a way that it can't be intercepted by the Slender cult or whoever those fucking kids were But I didn't want to steal the address so I kept hoping and hoping the guy would tell me the address himself so we could take sleep shifts because I was afraid of going to sleep again--by myself, at least And then I woke up
2020.09.22 09:06 HilariouslyNotFunnyI'm a massive fan of Jim's but...
I'm fucking sick of hearing him label all Asian women as "schoolgirls", look Riho I completely understand and agree with but, the constant mocking and belittling women with actual talent that have the potential to be draws if properly booked just gets tiresome quick, and lately his rants on "schoolgirls" and "girl rasslin" just seem to drag on and on. If Cornette just stated that he's not a fan of women's wrestling with very VERY few exceptions and would only talk about those he liked or if it's so (universally) bad that there's way to ignore it, then fine, awesome, plus Jim not going into his spiel it would free up more time for other topics. I do want to address that I don't think Jim's a misogynist or racist but I would understand how some could misconstrue what he says as being racially motivated. Sigh... I know I'm going to get so much shit but of well I guess. Like I said I'm a huge fan but Cornette's not perfect, I still think he's got a great mind for the business and is entertaining as all hell but man is he just wrong here.
2020.09.21 16:16 thebiggerpicture97To all guys out there with a lot of girth
Hello everyone! I want to use this post to create some exchange regarding our experiences with being quite big girth-wise. Please excuse some grammar mistakes since English is not my first language :). Some information about my size: My dick is about 7" long and has a girth of 6"1. I always knew I was big and was pretty afraid of hurting my partner or of being "rejected" because it just wouldn't fit. So far, I've had Sex with 3 girls in my life. While the girth was always a bit tough for the girls the first few times we had sex, so far, I have to say that it went pretty well overall. With some foreplay (usually 20mins are enough) and enough lube, pain usually isn't an issue. Instead, I even was told how great it felt for them. By the way, one of the girls was a virgin and one was a tiny asian. So yeah, while I still don't have a lot of experience, I want to encourage you guys. Even if it might not work the first time, eventually, it will be great! My question for you all with similar girth would be: Out of all the girls you slept with:
In the beginning: How many of them caused problems regarding the girth?
How often did it work just fine after a couple of tries?
Have you had any experiences where it just wouldn't work no matter what?
I'm trying to find out if I'm just kind of lucky or if it really usually isn't that big of a problem. I'm still quite afraid whenever I have something going with a girl if it will cause any problems in bed etc. I'm excited for your replies! Thank you all
2020.09.21 14:17 minami-koreaAnyone with strict parents feel like they'd be so much less stressed out about college if their parents weren't so strict?
It takes a huge amount of effort to keep myself from spiraling into anxiety and reminding myself that most likely everything will be okay, but it seems like my parents are trying to undo all of that. I got a pretty good SAT score (above 1500) and they act like it's trash and keep reminding me that I need to get 1560+ or I'm screwed, they tell me an AP score of 4 that I worked my ass off for is evidence that I didn't study hard enough, and above all they think that they, immigrants from an Asian country, know more about the college application system than the Internet and I do. They think all it takes to get into Ivy Leagues is checking off all of the boxes in a list: perfect SAT, perfect APs, perfect GPA, perfect class rank... I've tried to tell them many times that even the best applicants can get rejected from Ivy Leagues, but they refuse to listen. Anyway, I'm trying to keep my mental health stable, but they're not helping at all. They word-for-word lectured me that if I'm not stressed out of my mind I'm not trying hard enough. The state I live in has great public schools and an amazing scholarship system. I'd be fine going to one of them and forgoing a ton of student debt, but whenever I mention that they think it's mediocre. Well, I'm going to be the one paying off the debt well into my adult life! I'm scared for next year when I actually start applying to colleges and receiving results and they blow up at me that the result of me not getting into Ivies and competitive programs is due to "laziness", not the reality of the entire college application system. I look at my peers and none of their parents are like this at all, not even the parents of friends who are miles smarter than me. To be honest, it's so draining opening up to them about stuff like this because they literally don't understand and keep telling me "Girl don't even stress! Why are you stressing?". Well, I'm trying! I just don't want to get my ass beat and I'm mentally exhausted. It hurts to bottle all of this up because nobody around me understands. I would give anything to be lectured about curfew, phones, and boys rather than stuff like this that's so out of my control. I'm tired of perpetually disappointing my parents no matter what I do. Does anyone else feel this way?
2020.09.21 06:27 hangituppBrutal blackpill and currypill today.
Today I was watching the football games with some people and I forgot how it came up but they were talking about politics and shit and then something about black lives matter. Idk I was high and forgot the specifics. Anyways one of my black friends says “I think it should totally be ok to make fun of Indian dudes though”. Mentally I was like wtf, cuz him and this other dude are the guys who will fight you for saying anything about black people and call you out of you say nigga and shit. Meanwhile they’re advocating for the bullying of curries. I was like, what about ______ or ________ (two Indian guys we know who’re dope af) and he said I guess theyre cool but the majority of Indian men deserve to be made fun of. There were no Indian guys in the room to defend themselves either and I felt like shitting on him for being all BLM and then saying that but I was so stoned and just didn’t feel like causing the conflict so I let it go. The sad thing is that in this society if I called him out for that I’d be looked at as the bad guy and people would probably be agreeing with him. Jfl he can say let’s bully a whole race (racism) with no repercussions and he can also be justified in fighting a white dude for saying nigga. Clown world. Tbh rice and curries need a Curry/Rice lives matter movement way more than black people at this point in our society. Black people are definitely disadvantaged in some ways especially in the professional world, but in terms of social privilege especially among young zoomers they’re fine. My siblings tell me that the black thugmaxxed, athlete, and drug dealer dudes run their highschools nowadays, and black culture is becoming very popular. Meanwhile curries and rice are shit on constantly everyday and have such low status compared to whites and blacks I can’t imagine being an asian zoomer kid rn in this world. Also black women love their black men meanwhile asian and Indian women hate their own men. Absolutely brutal. But let’s have a BLM movement (which is fine) and at the same time say as a society it’s ok to bully Indians just for being born Indian. It’s all bullshit propaganda man, only reason these white girls post blm everyday on social media is because it’s the current trend to do so, they don’t actually give 2 shits about the movement in actuality. If ILM (Indian lives matter) became a thing (which it never would, it’d be seen as an absolute joke) they’d stop making fun of Indians and do that too if it was socially encouraged, which I said would never happen, sorry currycels.
2020.09.20 22:44 bayfarmAsian guy starting to date a non-Asian girl. In general how much extra attention and grief will I get?
Most likely from the parents or family. Not that it really matters but im just curious. I honestly don't want to make a big deal about it but for some reason I feel like I might get a lot of attention just because its not common for an Asian guy to date interacially (or at least thats what I think). I'm fine with people complimenting but I don't want that look like omg that Asian dude is dating a white girl! I really shouldn't care but maybe thats where my insecurities are showing. The whole emasculation thing is bothering me.
2020.09.20 17:19 GreBa-AngolChaos Crew and the Final Destination
Previous chapter can be found here. [Brackets] = voiceclips. (The video opens with the gang exiting the radar truck, still on its raft, on a beach. Sonic starts hugging the ground.) (Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5e2KbfYa_I ) Chris: We’ve finally arrived. Shadow: That wouldn’t have taken so long if somebody remembered to anchor the raft properly. Swag: You didn’t do it either. Shadow: …Hmph. Chris: Come on, guys, let’s focus on the task at hand. Shadow: You’re right, let’s go. (Everybody starts walking forward as the camera turns around to look inland… At ruined bunkers and broken, abandoned equipment. The following text appears on screen.) February 28th, 2020 Anime Island Shore 18:47, local time (After a few seconds, Sonic finally gets himself together and joins the others.) Chris: Never thought we’d ever have to return to this place… Sonic: Whoa… What happened here? Chris: This is where we helped stop some psycho from genociding a species to make an island full of anime girls. Sonic: …You’re joking. Chris: You really think I’d be able to make that shit up? Sonic: …Yeah, you’re right. Nobody would be able to make something like that up. (Music pauses) (Abrupt cut to SMG4 in the castle, working at his computer.) SMG4: …And then the aliens start shooting doors at everyone. Perfect. (Back to the island.) (Music resumes) Chris: In any case, we should focus on securing the last Emerald. (They all walk deeper into the island and finally make it to the entrance to the main compound… Or at least what’s left of it. Chris takes out his pocket radar and points it at the entrance.) Chris: The Emerald is in there. Swag: Chris? Chris: What is it this time? Swag: I’m scared. Chris: Of what? This place got absolutely decimated the last time we were here, there’s no way anything was left alive. Swag: No, you don’t understand… This island is haunted! Haunted by anime ghosts that want to break my sexy ass! I can feel it! Sonic: What. Chris: That’s gotta be the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever said. (Shadow attempts to say something, but he’s too shocked to.) Swag: I’m telling you, it’s not safe in there! Chris: You know what? Fine, you can stay here if you want. I’m going in, with or without you. (Chris goes in, Shadow quickly follows him. Sonic and Swag look at each other.) Swag: You’re not going to abandon me, are you, my no homo love? Sonic: …I’m going after them. (He follows Chris and Shadow inside.) Swag: Don’t leave me all alone here! (He runs after the others.) (Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H0dDBCmza4 ) (The shot then changes to the inside of the ruins, with the team making their way through the dark corridors. Shadow is holding a ball of energy in his hand to keep the area lit.) Sonic: So… What exactly happened here? I mean, you didn’t exactly tell me the details… Swag: Oh, it’s simple: A degenerate lizard wanted to have an island full of D I S G U S T I N G 2D girls, so he stole a magic pen and kidnapped a shit ton of octopus people- Chris: Aren’t most of them squids? Swag: Squid, octopus, what’s the difference? Sonic: Actually, they’re- Swag: ANYWAYS, somebody had to do something about it, and what better person than yours truly? So that’s why I went to the island alone, and- Chris: That’s not- Swag: Were you there? Chris: Yes, I was. And so was the entire- Swag: I’m sorry for my friend there, he always tries to give himself too much credit. Chris (quietly): And look who’s talking… Swag: In any case, I went to the island, all by myself, determined to free the tentacle people. The degenerate’s minions had no chance of even slowing me down, and so I confronted him soon enough. That’s when he summoned a ton of clones of that funny white haired sword girl – Syphilis, I think? – but they stood no chance against the power of Pingas Ma- Shadow: Didn’t you get that two weeks ago? Swag: You don’t know, you weren’t there! Shadow: …You know what? Just… Go on. Swag: So as I was saying, I wrecked them with Pingas Man. However, the lizard used the fact that I was occupied to summon his strongest minion: Hugo. He was definitely the most powerful opponent I’ve ever faced. I actually had to use 25% of my power. I had him on the ropes, but in a final act of desperation, he decided to blow himself up, taking me, the lizard, all the shrimps, and the whole island with him. Time was running out, so I had to act fast. I searched the entire island for any survivors and got them out to safety. In the end, I managed to save everyone. Sonic: …There’s no way what you just said was true. Shadow: What a load of bullshit. Chris: Still, aside from him doing everything, what he said was mostly accurate: we stormed the beach, defeated the Sephoras, and fought… The spiky blue guy- Sonic: Wait what? Chris: No, not you; another spiky blue guy. Anyway, he blew up and destroyed the island. Still, I wish he was right about that last part… Sonic: What do you mean? Chris: “I managed to save everyone.” Sonic: Oh. Chris: That’s right. There were casualties. Plenty of them, actually: both among the kidnapped and the rescuers. (Pause.) Chris: Still, we should focus on the Emerald right now. We’re getting close. Swag (looking back at Chris): How close exa- (He hits a pile of rubble that was in his way.) Swag: (Gasp) I TOLD YOU! IT’S THE GHOSTS! THEY’RE COMING FOR MY ASS! (Nobody even acknowledges him, instead focusing on the rubble.) Chris: The emerald is on the other side. We’ll have to look for another way. Shadow: No need. (He throws the energy ball he’s been holding, breaking the rubble. The entire compound seems to shake for a few seconds, before returning to normal.) Chris: Do you have any idea of what you just did? Shadow: I opened up the path. Chris: This place has been abandoned for a year, even the smallest change in its structure could cause it to collapse entirely! Shadow: …You’re welcome. Chris: Sigh. (They all enter the ruined command center. Unlike the other rooms, the ceiling here is destroyed as well, removing the need for any additional light. Some of the machinery is still there, but damaged beyond repair.) Sonic: Seems like that guy you fought set himself up quite nicely in here… Chris: You have no idea. Sonic: Still, there’s one thing I don’t really understand. How did he build all this? I mean, you said he was just one guy. Chris: That’s… A very good point, actually. How DID he build this? I mean, he apparently had a gang of some sorts, but those draining tubes we saw here seemed too advanced to be their work. Which leaves us with only one possibility… Swag: They signed a pact with Satan?! (Chris, Shadow and Sonic look at him in silence. Shortly after, Chris continues.) Chris: They had outside help. Swag: Help?! Who would want to help someone like him?! Chris: I don’t know. I want to say that it’s not important anymore, but… I feel like that’s not the case. Shadow (slightly sarcastic): You “feel” it? Chris: Yeah, I know how dumb that sounds. Seems like spending so much time around retards doesn’t do me much good. Swag: Hey, that wasn’t very nice! (Pause) Just because he’s black doesn’t mean you can call him a retard! (Shadow looks at Swag angrily, but doesn’t say anything.) (The team finally makes their way to a big pile of rubble in the center of the room. Chris points his radar at it and it starts beeping.) Chris: The Emerald is in there. Swag: No worries. (He summons Pingas Man) I’ll handle this. (Pingas Man starts digging through the rubble at an incredible speed. It’s not long before he locates the red Emerald.) Chris: There. That’s the last one. Shadow: Finally… We’ve got all the Chaos Emeralds! Sonic: We should head back now. Come on. (Music ends.) (They quickly make their way back to the beach. As soon as they exit the compound, however, they notice a wooden raft, landed right next to their truck.) Swag: Huh. I don’t remember that other raft being here. Sonic: That’s definitely not a good sign. (Sonic dashes off, and Shadow follows right behind him.) (Meanwhile, at the back of the truck, Waluigi attempts to crack open its door, with Wario standing behind him.) Wario: Any progress? Waluigi: As it turns out, military locks are pretty hard to crack. Who would have thought? (Sonic then quietly slides into view from behind the truck.) Sonic: [Hey, how are ya?] Wario: [OH MY GOD!] Waluigi: [Run, bitch, RUUUUUUN!] (They both attempt to run away screaming, but Wario gets tackled and pinned to the ground by Shadow shortly after. Sonic meanwhile takes Waluigi.) Shadow: HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW?! Wario: N-Nothing! Waluigi: Y-yes! We don’t know anything about your giant emeralds! Sonic: Anything else? Waluigi: N-no! What else could there be? (Chris and Swag then join them.) Chris: What is going on here?! Shadow: Apparently, these dumbasses somehow found out about the Chaos Emeralds and tried to steal them from us. Check the truck. (Chris and Swag then get inside the truck. Chris then reveals a secret compartment under one of the seats, containing a box, before inputting a code to open it, revealing a briefcase inside of it. He opens it, revealing the six Emeralds inside.) Chris: They're still here. All six of them. Shadow: Good. (He then lets go of Wario as Sonic does the same with Waluigi they both get up.) Chris: Now… You two are going to leave this place and forget about everything that happened here. Alright? (They both start rapidly nodding.) Chris: Good. Well then, off you go! (They both start running to their raft. However, before they make it, Wario gets lifted up in the air by some unknown power.) Sonic: What the- (Suddenly, the Cyborg Ninja appears out of thin air, revealing himself as the one holding Wario up. He keeps his sword pressed against him.) Chris/Swag: Gasp! (Sonic assumes a fighting stance, Shadow forms a ball of energy in his hand, Chris grabs an assault rifle and Swag summons Pingas Man.) Shadow: [You’re that ninja.] Ninja: The Emeralds. Hand them over. Unless you want that guy to get into a very intimate relationship with my sword. Chris/Swag/Shadow: Hell no! (Sonic tries to say something, but decides not to after seeing the reactions of his teammates.) Ninja: That’s right, now- wait, what? Aren’t you concerned for this guy’s life? (While the following conversation is taking place, Waluigi quietly sneaks inside the now open truck.) Chris: That guy literally tried to steal the emeralds just a second ago. We’re not going to compromise the mission in order to save his life. Ninja: Come on, aren’t you supposed to be the good guys? Swag: The hell you mean “good guys”?! Ninja: I mean, you’re the protagonists… Shadow: “Protagonist” doesn’t even have to mean “nice person” let alone “good guy”. Sonic: Aren’t those kinda the same? Ninja: Look guys, I’m on a tight schedule here: boss wants the Emeralds as soon as possible, and this island is pretty far away, so- Chris: Boss? Ninja: You didn’t hear anything. (Waluigi is meanwhile sneaking out of the truck, holding the Emerald briefcase.) Chris: In any case, we’re going to open fire now. Swag: At least you tried. Ninja: Oh well. I didn’t expect this plan to work, anyway. Shadow: The hell you- (Ninja then sheaths his sword and prepares to throw Wario.) (Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8HY7ypKshA ) Wario: [Wario!] [Grenade!] Sonic: GET DOWN! (Ninja then throws Wario, who then proceeds to explode. The team manages to dodge, but Waluigi got caught in the blast, knocking him back and launching the briefcase into the air.) Chris: The Emeralds! (Sonic jups and tries to grab the briefcase, but the Ninja fires a harpoon from his hand at it, before pulling it back to himself.) Shadow: I got this! (He teleports behind Ninja, but this only results in him getting hit in the face with the briefcase and dropping the last Emerald.) Shadow: Not again! (Ninja then picks up the red Emerald that Shadow dropped.) Chris: Oh no you don’t! (He picks up his rifle from the ground and starts firing at Ninja, who reacts by grabbing his sword and blocking the bullets, before firing a shuriken from his hand at Chris’ rifle, rendering it unusable.) Chris: How does he even do that?! Swag: Let the pro handle it. Pingas Man! (His Stand heeds the call and shows up in front of him, immediately going for a nut punch. However, Ninja sidesteps the attack, and plunges his sword into Pingas Man’s back. A wound appears on Swag’s gut, as if it was he who got stabbed. He clutches the wound and falls to his knees. Pingas Man loses his footing and falls to the ground, still impaled by the sword.) Chris: Swagmaster! (The Ninja then prepares to run off towards the ocean with his loot, but before he manages to do that, Pingas Man suddenly gets back up and punches him.) Swag: I’ve got you now… PINGAS BLASTER! (The cannon extends from the Stand’s crotch, pressing against Ninja.) Swag: Heh… No homo. (The blaster fires, knocking Ninja back and making him drop both the briefcase and the red Emerald. The briefcase opens when it collides with the ground and the Emeralds fall out.) Chris: Sonic! Do the thing! Sonic: What? Chris: The same as last time! That boost you got, remember? Sonic: Ok, got it! (Music changes to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSo8pC_tGHU ) (Sonic immediately sprints towards where the Emeralds fell and starts charging himself up. The Emeralds start floating up beside him, all the while spinning around his body. Shortly after, he starts emitting golden sparks. Before he takes it any further, however, the Ninja roundhouse kicks him, causing both him and the Emeralds to fall to the ground.) (Music ends.) (Ninja then proceeds to quickly grab all the Emeralds off the ground. Suddenly, Shadow appears, attempting to dive kick Ninja.) Shadow: I’m not done yet! (The Ninja reacts to that by taking off: he keeps himself in the air using jets appearing from his feet. Shadow then reaches the ground in a… less than graceful manner.) Chris: He flies now?! Shadow: I call hacks! (As a final farewell gift, the Ninja fires a few sticky bombs at the radar truck, which blows up after a few seconds. He then flies away towards the sunset, without a word. Sonic then walks up to Chris, who is currently bandaging Swag’s wound.) (Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XodmZ6lBPU ) Sonic: That looked nasty. Will he be okay? Chris: Don’t worry. That wasn’t even close to a fatal blow. Swag: And he even left us a gift. Check this baby out! (He takes out Ninja’s sword.) Swag: He never actually took it out of Pingas Man, so it just dropped to the ground after I recalled him. Chris: We should take it home and analyze it. Maybe we’ll find out something more about the Ninja’s cybernetics. (Silent bleeping can be heard in the background.) Sonic: You guys hear that? (They all follow the bleeps to the source, which turns out to be Shadow, looking at the sunset swearing angrily, though every word is censored. At some point he kicks a small rock far into the sea.) Sonic: Oh yeah… The Ninja escaped. Again. Chris: And he blew up our radar truck, too. We have no way of tracking him this time. Swag: Didn’t you have that small radar as well? Chris: That thing’s range is very limited. It barely manages to cover this island. Sonic: Still, I don’t think it’s him who we should be worrying about. Chris: Yeah… He said something about working for a boss… (Shadow’s bleeps suddenly get louder.) Sonic: Man, he needs to be really inappropriate if he’s being censored in this show. What do you think he’s talking about? Chris: Either being extremely racist towards Asians… Or quoting a certain painter with a funny moustache. Swag (to Shadow): [WILL YOU SHUT UP?!] (Shadow stops swearing.) Shadow: Alright, I’ll admit that I got a little bit carried away there. What were we talking about? Chris: The Ninja’s boss. Shadow: I mean, it was pretty obvious. Someone had to make those enhancements after all. Sonic: Still… Whatever this “boss” is planning can’t be good. Shadow: Especially that he’s got the Emeralds at his disposal now. Chris: We need to prepare. Sonic: Yeah, we need to get back to the mainland and- (realization) Oh. Chris: Why did you- (realization) Oh… Shit. Swag: Why are you guys acting so weird? Chris: We have no way to return to the mainland. (Music ends.) (The camera then zooms in very close to Swag’s face.) Swag: fuck (The scene then changes to Wario and Waluigi, on their makeshift raft in the sea. Waluigi is holding a paddle and rowing.) Wario: I still can’t believe that robot guy just showed up out of nowhere and took the Emeralds. Waluigi: And I almost had them, too! Still, it could be worse. We could be dead. Wario: Yeah, I guess you’re- Is that a shooting star? (Waluigi turns in the direction Wario is looking.) Waluigi: Is it just me or does it seem to be going towards us? (The camera then zooms in to the “shooting star”, revealing it to actually be the rock Shadow kicked earlier.) Wario: [OH MY GOD!] Both: (Screaming) (Waluigi tries to row faster, but in the end, the rock hits the raft, changing the video to a recording of an explosion.)
2020.09.19 07:07 LuckyDuck99Andromeda - Thoughts and Observations - Part 5.
Well I told you not to go expecting part 5 for a while didn’t I? ( I did. Go back and read my last words on part 4 in the comments..... ) And I was right ( as I often am..... ) The fact is I just couldn’t find the will to wade through another 4 episodes. Hence the delay. Now sure when you’ve lived over 800 years it’s hard to find the will to keep breathing every few seconds but it was really hard to find the 4 hours needed to watch more episodes and then God knows how much time writing about them. I’m wasting even more time now telling YOU all this when I could just be getting on with it. Sighhhhh. Damn it I wasn’t even supposed to be alive right now, and neither were YOU. Does anyone remember when the world was ending earlier this year? What the hell happened to that!!??!! God damn it!!!! Alright lets do this if we must....... So, the final round up? Sort of, since if I live long enough to do a part six ( and when you’ve lived 800 plus years you have to assume every day will be your last.... ) it will deal with the final two episodes of this series and maybe round up some other ideas and thoughts I missed along the way. So yeah the final round up of the last four proper episodes if you like is contained here. ( and even if you don’t like..... ) So what do I have to say about these episodes you ask... well read on... wait, you are thinking.... no crazy stuff about this or that? You are just getting on with it now? Well, yeah. What else is there to say about life, reality, death and the indoctrination process of decades of wasted youth? Not a lot my end so yeah lets get on with it. Although..... having said that...... There was this funny story about this guy who dropped dead. You know how it is when you are 9/10 and your mom is talking to some friend of hers that she knew long before you were dragged here, when you are out shopping and all you want to do is.... ( leave the planet far, far behind / be back home in your room / go on an adventure like in The Ring, wait was that Wagner’s Ring or the one with the guy out of The Office in it????..... ) And the convo goes something like this...... “Oh my God Jean, did you hear about Albert?” “No, what’s happened?” “He went out like a light last Thursday” “Good God almighty not Albert? Not Susie’s husband?” “The very same” “Dear God Almighty, I only saw him the other day, what happened?” “Doctor said it was a massive heart attack. He never felt a thing” “God Almighty, how old was he? He can’t have been all that old?” “Sixty Two” “What!!! No he had to be older than that. My brother went to school with him” “No that’s all he was, 62. I couldn’t believe it myself. It’s no age is it Jean” “God Almighty, He never smoked. He never drank. He used to walk everywhere. He used to cycle miles on that bike of his. He’d make two of my old man. He was as fit as a fiddle” “I know. I know. Susie said she was in the kitchen putting the dishes away and she heard a thud. She came in and he was gone, his head was in the soup bowl” “Oh My Good God. There will be another now. It always goes in threes.....” Sure enough there were others. And it did always go in threes. Looking back now, maybe funny wasn’t the right word to describe this story....... Anyway where was I? Oh right.................... Episode 17. Well damn, this is odd. Odd for a couple of reasons. The first one being that as you may know ( as I’ve said it before.... ) this isn’t my first time wading through series 5. I first did ( from my point of view a few hundred years ago... ) yet I didn’t remember a single thing about this episode. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. What does that tell us? Well, it tells me that either I’m cracking up memory wise and can no longer trust my own thoughts or that for ( some reason.... ) never saw this episode the first go round hence my lack of any memories of it. I have no answer to that of course. Either I didn’t see it or having lived so very long things are finally starting to delete from my head. It does of course raise the question of what a human really is. Just a collection of memories which may or may not have even happened. Hell, the next thing you’ll be telling me is I’m not 800 years of age. So anyway we start off on the ship ( guess no one cares about the bar anymore..... ) wait lets just break this down cause it’s an odd episode anyway. Basically it’s like this. This is a stand alone, not really connected in any way to series 5, it was all a dream type episode in which the main players get to act up and act out different roles. Be wacky, oddball and ummmm different. If you remember Farscape you’ll remember EVERY episode played out like that. ( Which is why it got canned. You can only take a joke so far.... ) Dylan gets hit by space goo and goes in to a coma. From there he travels around different realities in which the other crew get to play roles cause they had to give them something to do. Well apart from Harper and Beka who don’t do shit. Oh and Rommie of course who is for the third episode in a row just a voice over. God damn you Rommie. You just had to go and get yourself knocked up didn’t you!!!! Oh and there’s an ugly Space God guy who is in all realities ( as is often the case... ) Wait did Dylan’s real world religious antics influence this episode? It feels like it might have.... ( as indeed it has others long before, think series 4’s two part final.... ) We go back to the bar where Harper is doing stand up and still running the bar, but Space God shows up and kills Dylan. We go to the ship where the crew are trying to save his life.... but Space God shows up and kills Dylan. We go to yap with Trace who is acting good even though she is now the bad Trance.... ( or is she the good one in this reality????.... ) We go to a room with Andrea inside it who has for ( some reason.... ) been locked in it for 100 years.... We go back in time to a world where the series never happened and Dylan married the hot chick but she is now Andrea and Space God shows up and..... maybe kills Dylan? Oh and Space God plays Space Chess. And has a passion for white. Of course he does. He can also go all Matrix Agent on your ass and jump in to anyone in the universe and take them over. He’s every woman.... and every man. This sort of episode has been done by pretty much all sci fi series at some point. Enterprise did it. Farscape WAS it. I’m sure Stargate did it, right? And so on and so on. Dylan finally sorts out the mystery, something about saying words backwards and waking up to stop the universe blowing up by switching off / not switching off something. I dunno. At that point I was more worried about the gaps in my memory than the episode to be honest. Final twist? Space God shows up as the captain of some ship that for some reason would also have been blown up. Wait, if Space God was real did he do all this to avoid getting blown up? But... he’s Space God he couldn’t just stop it himself???????? Plus why the hell was Space God flying a damn space ship in a pocket reality anyway???? So was it all a dream? A drug induced hallucination? The final mad thoughts of a dying mind as it shuts down and travels towards the light... or the pitch black darkness of the void? Or was Dylan really travelling through unrealised realities? We may never know...... Good or bad then. What say I? Well....................... It’s kind of neither ( I said this was all very odd at the start remember... ) You could take this whole episode out and it wouldn’t effect the series in any way. Maybe that’s what my mind did. I did watch it so long ago and my mind simply couldn’t retain the information ( like in Doctor Who with the Silence, remember them? ) Or you could say it’s an ok episode if you haven’t seen ( and remember... ) the dozens of others times all this has played out in other sci fi series. As such I can’t score it. It belongs in a sort of no mans land. Neither here or there. Oh well one down three to go. Lets hope my memory improves. Damn it how can a person remember 1921 yet can’t remember a damn TV episode from 20 years ago. Bonus Thoughts..... If all those realities were real then what the hell are we worrying about any of this for. Let the Abyss blow everything up, there are an infinite number of realities left. Plus... Space God. Where the hell was he when the bastard Magog were eating entire planets? I’ll tell you where. Sitting on his ass playing Space Chess. But he pulls all this shit to save his own sorry ass!!! Fuck him! Andrea finally gets some stuff to do so there’s that I guess. She has been pretty much wasted since episode 4 after all. Too bad she’s largely wasted here as well. Course she wouldn’t even be here at all if a certain person had ever heard of condoms...... Episode 18. Son of a bitch, Rommies back!!!!!! After 17 more or less wasted Rommie less episodes she finally returns with ummm..... five episodes to go before the series ends forever.... yeah..... I guess she finally popped that damn kid out but as a result that instantly pole vaults this episode in to the Goodish category even though it’s not really all that good. ( more on that later..... ) It is great to see her back though and shows what series 5 has been missing up to this point. Hell Rommie should have had her own show all along. We never needed any of the rest of them. One hour of each of the three Rommies arguing with each other would have been better than ALL the episodes of Andromeda combined. Anyway..... we kick off with the crew moving the entire population of planet 9 to the Maru before the sun cooks it. Which is fine, IF the Maru has infinite fuel and infinite storage space and the crew have about 300 years to get this job done. Or the planet only has a population of a hundred people. Since we know that the first three don’t apply we have to go with the last option. The planet only has one hundred people total on it. Either that or 7 billion people die in a few hours when the planet gets cooked. Meanwhile.... The Andromeda finally has power and slipstream and is FINALLY ready to LEAVE THIS SYSTEM. This is IT. It’s taken 18, count em’, 18 episodes to get to this point but we are outta here boi!!!!! Yeah, lets do this. All flight systems on!! Maximum power!!!! And we are gone!!!..... ohhh... no...... it was another fake out. Slipstream won’t work now without Rommie the android even though it worked fine back in Episode 1, Series 1, when there was NO android Rommie. Ok then well that means Dylan finally gives a fuck and wants to rebuild Rommie after 17 episodes where he didn’t give a monkeys. Lets hope those guys on the planet can hold on........ Meanwhile Trace who is now the bad one right? is on the planet that is going to blow up with Rhade and tells him something about his dead family that sets him off. Too bad he wasn’t that set off when he was carrying on with Number 1 from B5 back at the end of series 4 right? Meanwhile Harper is back to running the bar ( this fucking bar, am I right?..... ) And is not happy about rebuilding Rommie cause she might come out evil this time, but he gets Andrea to do it anyway cause we can’t leave this system if we don’t. Or save the billions on the planet that will blow up in a few hours..... Andrea builds a perfect Rommie in I guess a few hours at most? Damn, someone sure could make a LOT of space money with this kind of tech. Although she now has a Borg Implant and a sexy silly walk. Ok, but fuck, it’s Rommie!!!!! However when she gets aboard the ship she does what Harper suspected and turns evil. So now we have evil Rommie. The girls have a girl fight and although Rommie wants to kill Dylan and really who can blame her, she doesn’t. The ship is of course in more or less pitch darkness though out as we have discussed before. How anyone sees anything on that flight deck is beyond me. The sun gets closer to the planet. Billions will die and Trance, the bad one, has a chat with Rommie which sets her off even more just when the others had done a deal with her to give her, her memories back so she goes back to kill Dylan but Andrea instead shocks her and this somehow gives her back her core memories and so now she’s on our side again, maybe, I guess...... unless she’s playing the long game here and will wipe out the crew at a later date. ( kill them, kill them all in their sleep........ ) The sun destroys planet 9 and seven billion people die! Wait but then the crew say that NO ONE died so how did they move seven billion people? You see, it don’t be adding up. So there could only have been a hundred people on the planet total. So now at last after 18 fucking episodes and with a new improved Rommie we can FINALLY LEAVE THIS FUCKING SYSTEM!!!!! Do it, go to slipstream NOW!!!!! And............................... we do. We are out of this........ wait no... you have got to be shitting me!!!! We are back in the same place. We went to slipstream and it still didn’t work. Son of a bitch. Not that it really matters at this point we have 4, count em’, 4 episodes to go. The episode ends back in the bar where Andrea ( with her hair now done up, maybe it was the shock?... ) says she feels like a new woman ( even though she’s a robot.... ) and Harper apologises for being an arsehole. ( but since he’s also a LAIR do we believe him?..... ) The crew have a laugh despite knowing they will never leave this system now no matter what and that trillions of people will soon die on the other 7 planets that will very soon go the way of planet 9. Wait, so we did all that just to get slipstream working again and now we have it and it still isn’t any use to us. Son of a bitch!!!............ The verdict? Hey, it’s got Rommie center stage, I can’t say anything bad about it. ( well apart from what I said above..... ) but yeah one of the better episodes of this series and the best since the first 4 I guess. It just proves how much better this whole series would have been had Rommie been there from day 1. Episode 19. Oh Gawdddd! Is this the one I think it is? Yep. It is. Son of a bitch. Ok, strike it, I’m outta here, see you at Axeley 2 bois. ..... Really? You WANT me to suffer? Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Alright but I’m calling it right now this episode throws us right back to the bad stuff and is pure bullshit. There. That’s my verdict. In the same way the mind will wipe some memories it will keep others locked away like in a safe. THIS episode is one of those. We are back to worrying our guts out about Warlords now. We gave that a rest for a bit didn’t we, we did. We had bigger fish to fry. Suns blowing up planets. Rommie going bad and Trance too ( although no one noticed with that one.... ) So now knowing that we have NO WAY of EVER leaving this DAMN SYSTEM we are back to worrying our guts out over fucking Warlords. All we need now is that little rat faced weasel White Vampire killer to show up as well. Dylan. Dylan. Dylan, listen to me. Listen to me. It doesn’t matter. All these planets only have 100 people on each of them. Because as we know if they had billions of people on them, the Maru would need.... infinite fuel.... infinite space... and about 300 years of non stop not resting for a single second of time to be able to MOVE THOSE PEOPLE to planet 1 where your arse is nice and safe anyway. So you see Dylan you are worrying over a total of 700 people. Let them all die. Let the Warlords die with them. Dylan. Let it go. Let it all go. Lets just sit back, let the sun do it’s job and then when this shit hole planet is a new paradise maybe you can finally settle down and think of all the people that died back in your universe because you wouldn’t do what needed to be done with the whole Magog thing. ( ie the total and utter genocide of every single last one of them... ) So we start off in, of course, pitch darkness aboard the Andromeda. Somebody give that crew a flashlight cause someone is gonna have an accident. For a ship now at FULL POWER it’s too bad NONE of it is going towards the lighting system. ( remember in series 1 when the whole ship had LIGHTING????? ) Hey look it’s Rommie. I mean you are sort of 18 episodes too late at this stage Rom but hell it’s always good to see you. Andrea is there as well. Which is odd when she literally said at the end of the last episode she was now her own woman yet here acts like Rommies right arm and twin. There’s trouble a brewing. It seems, quite rightly, the folk of planet 1 aren’t too happy about DYLAN, yes remember this is ALL HIS DOING, dumping the 700 ( or 22 trillion, you pick... ) people of the other planets on theirs. I mean they aren’t wrong. But this is Dylan. It’s always easy to play the hero when you never have to pay the price because you can just fly away at the end. A meat head explains the issue quite well. There just ain’t enough food and stuff to feed/house 700/22 trillion people. Where’s the lie though? He’s right. Hence my point earlier of letting them all die. If only Dylan had been this worried about life when the Magog were eating whole planets instead of wiping them out back then, what did the Commonwealth do? Gave them more planets to eat. Which is why it fell in the first place. The Nietzscheans were right. The Commonwealth literally brought about it’s own downfall through sheer stupidity!!!!! The girls beat up the meathead and Dylan walks away from the problem HE created as he has done all his life. As people like him ALWAYS do. ( Think The Doctor out of Doctor Who.... ) Meanwhile Harper who for once isn’t running/worrying about that damn bar is on the Warlord planet with Rhade and of course you guessed it. It’s in PITCH DARK. Anyone got any Night Vision Googles I can use? This fucking show. Couldn’t they afford lighting AT ALL this series????? Anyway from what I could make out in PITCH AND TOTAL DARKNESS. The duo are in the teleport room wait, what!!!!! How did I over look that????? Of course, all these planets have teleport rooms. YOU DON’T NEED A STARSHIP TO MOVE PEOPLE. Fuck me I’d forgotten all about that. So why the fuck did we make such a big deal last episode of having to move the planets population by SHIP when all they had to do, all 100/1 trillion, of them was walk in to a room and walk through a door????? However the teleport door is stuck so Harper needs to work on it while Rhade who has a hard on for the Warlords sister ( who may be cute..... ) goes back to save hekill the bag guy. But Harper shoots a big Asian guy first. Funny how saving lives isn’t so much of a priority when your own life is on the line eh? The Warlord is of course standing in a cave in PITCH DARKNESS giving his cult members a speech. Telling them the planet will not blow up and that tech is too be feared. And that’s the thing. You can’t un-brainwash people like this. It’s too late. They are too far indoctrinated for anything you say to have any effect. But we have to play the hero just to learn that lesson yet again the hard way don’t we. Rhade tries to save the sister ( who is cute.... ) and wastes breath trying to convince people that have been lied to from birth, that he is telling them the truth. It goes, as anyone over the age of 245 would expect it to go. Meanwhile the crew are starting to suspect something might be up with Trance. Don’t know why since she’s acting exactly like she always has. Odd how Dillion talks of having to save millions of lives when we know each planet can only house 100 people ( otherwise the meathead guy at the start was CORRECT. Save them now just to watch them starve in a few weeks time.... because that’s totally going to happen. Sure the planet has the ROOM but it DOESN’T have the RESOURCES..... ) Oh Jesus I didn’t even mention the D Plot yet did I? Like this episode needed MORE plots. Beka is doing her thing in space when she for some reason.... runs in to a ship full of Nietzscheans, yes those guys. ( How did they get here?.... We may never know..... ) I still don’t buy all this Mother of Dragons crap either. Beka, you are a mother alright but not of Dragons, I’m thinking more of something beginning with an F and ending in an R. For some reason the head guy has got a couple of S&M guys with him ( shades of Farscape rear their head again....... ) Is Sci Fi big in S&M circles then? I mean I’m 800 odd so I might be a little out of touch with things. All I know is it wasn’t like this in back in 1928. I mean, sure, ok, there was this one time in Paris, but..... oh you don’t wanna hear about that. Look at that I’ve already written more on this crap episode than I have on any other, and I’m not even half way through the damn episode!!!! Go figure right. Guess it’s just so bad and it’s pissed me off so much I’ve gotta let you folk know. Mother of Dragons. GTFOOHWTBS. ( think about it..... ) Andrea and Rommie now seemed to be joined at the hip, almost as if the show only needed Andrea when Rommie wasn’t around and now that she is hasn’t got a clue what to do with her. This is where we get the sex scene. Oh yes. The girls override Bekas cameras ( which raises many questions, none of which will be answered.... ) and we see that she is busy having... well.. how can I put this, you see... well.... we are made to think at least that one of the S&M guys or maybe the head Nietzschean is ummmmm licking a certain part of Beka’s body as you were. See, it’s funny. Apart from the whole lack of privacy issue of course, but to hell with that. Guess this scene wouldn’t fly in 2020 right? But of course when we see it for real it turns out the S&M guys were only washing her feet. Not eating her out as we were lead to believe and what Dylan, Rommie and Andrea still all believe ( cause they only saw the close up, and heard all the moaning.... ha, ha..... ) Ok.... not sure why that would give her an orgasm but hey maybe she hasn’t washed them in a long time? Back to the “A” plot. Remember that? Cute sister goes to see Rhade who is in jail and he tries to talk sense into her... yeah... Trance flash’s up in a sun, is that the good Trance now or the bad one? We may never know. And we are back with bullshitter Beka and the S&M guys, say how did you folks cross universes and how can we do it????? And I thought things could only improve with Rommie back, God was I wrong. This might just be the worst series 5 episode yet. Son of a bitch!!!!!! Anyway.... Head Nietzschean drugs Beka and plans on stealing her ship. ( even he doesn’t buy all the Mother of Dragons crap...... ) Despite already having one and stealing it with her still onboard. How does that work???? Odd how someone who claims to be smart and experienced would fall for an old trick like that, yet here we are. Guess you aren’t as bright as you like to think eh Beka? Cute sister goes back to see Rhade ( she is cute.... ) and helps him escape. ( by giving him his communicator and something... ) he does, then bad Trance turns up for...... some reason....... Then she goes to see the Wizard ( Warlord... ) and tells him his sister is no good. Cute, but no good. He agrees. The Warlord is also Asian by the way. Is this all about the Vietnam War by any chance???? It does have those sort of finger prints all over it. In the same way Aliens was Vietnam in Space. Trance goes back to the ship. The ship that is STILL IN PITCH DARKNESS. And runs in to Rommie. ( literally, lack of lighting maybe?.... ) Well this episode just improved. Rommie has been sent by Dylan to sound Trance out cause he don’t be trusting her no more. ( unlike the good Trance this one talks too much sense..... it was finally her undoing.... ) In the same way he lied to Rommie last episode about helping her when he planned to shut her down all along. He now sends Rommie out to lie to Trance and in the same way he did nothing to help Rommie for 17 whole episodes until HE needed her for HIS OWN personal gain he only now takes action against Trance 2 because it benefits HIM. The Great Captain Hunt, people. You’ve gotta love him. But Trance who really at this point is the smartest person in any room is wise to all this and shocks Rommie. God damn it. We just got Rommie back, don’t you be fucking her up again!! Warlord goes to confront his cute sister. Faith vs Science, yadda, yadda, yadda. These speeches might carry more weight if WE didn’t live in a world where WE are brainwashed from birth by the very same nonsense the Warlord believes. So he kills her. Damn... she was cute. Course she would have died anyway when the planet blows up in about 4 minutes from now, but still. Always the cute ones..... God damn it! The D plot. They send Andrea out to save Beka’s lame ass and beat up the Nietzschean guy and his S&M friends ( How DID they get into this universe again?????? ) She does. Rhade finds cute sister and vows revenge even though she is dead BECAUSE of him. Just like Number 1 from B5 is dead BECAUSE of him. No wonder this guy drinks. But... he gets taken by the cult members so Dylan shows up and kills the people he was so eager to save. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Harper as luck would have it has finally repaired the teleport door but then the Warlord shows up, but it’s ok cause then Dylan shows up and kills more people he was hell bent on saving not too long ago. But Warlord and Harper teleport out. Back on the ship Trance is finally revealed to be bad thanks to, of all things, CCTV footage. Trance and Dylan watch as seven billion cult members die a swift death. Is there a message here at all? If there is, it feels like it’s sort of the wrong one. Faith just got seven billion people killed, science would have saved them all. Isn’t Dylan all about faith in real life? The hell???? He APPROVED this????? To Be Continued.... What??? Oh fuck no, no.. Jesus H Christ. That means there will be more of the fucking Warlord in the next episode. God damn it why did I ever start any of this??!!!?? Well there it is. In case you couldn’t tell this wasn’t one of my favourite episodes. In fact I’m officially ranking it THE worst episode of Series 5 right here, right now. I mean it could have been a good episode if you took out.... The Warlord, Mother of Dragons, S&M guys, Faith vs Science, Rhade, Harper, Beka, Trance, Pitch Darkness, Dylan and just had a story about the cute sister teaming up with Rommie and Andrea to ummmm go on a treasure hunt.... or something. But no, we get this. AND if I live another 800 years I NEVER want to sit through this again. I have nothing more to say about this episode. Episode 20. Well we already know that the Warlord is going to be in this and that Rhade is going to be bitching about revenge ( try looking in a mirror Rhade.... ) and it’s a given that PITCH DARKNESS will play a huge role so I don’t have high hopes before I even press play but here we go.............. Oh Gawwwdddd. We are doing a recap. Last time on.... FFS what did I just say!!!!!! Mute. Fast Forward. God damn it!!!!! The ship. Pitch Dark. Of course. How the actors didn’t break their necks filming this series I will never know. Rommie and her twin, ( her own woman.... ) Andrea walk and talk with Dylan. It seems more folk have been “saved” well I mean at least until they starve to death in a few weeks time, but hey three extra weeks right? Did they all use the teleport rooms this time, cause that would seem to be the better choice given the whole 300 years needed the other way. The Warlord then gets in touch with the ship and says he will kill Harper. I don’t see a problem here. I mean Harper’s had a good run and lets be honest his stick got old back in series 1, episode 2. Him dying two episodes before the series ends for good wouldn’t bother me. The Warlord calls Dylan out on his BS saying all this is his fault and he’s not wrong is he? ALL this is Dylan’s fault. If he’d just died back at the end of series 4 and never come to this universe Trance wouldn’t have woken up and her sun wouldn’t have killed seven billion cult members on that planet. Not to mention all the gimps, bar owners, gun runners, cute sisters, bounty hunters, mature women and crazy MF’s that would also still be alive now had Dylan died back on the Ark. Also everyone on board the Ark would also be alive had the Commonwealth done what needed to be done long ago. How much blood do you have on your hands Dylan Hunt? Ah but, you say, it is all fate. Destiny. Fine then. So that means there is no free will in this universe. Dylan was always going to survive and Number 1 from B5 was always going to die. Whatever, Dylan says he doesn’t give a damn about Harper and then we turn our attention to Trance. Dylan figures out she must be back in the robot Sun from episode 16, although how they are going to get to her is anyone’s guess. It only shuts down for an hour once every hundred years remember? The Warlord who was going to kill Harper..... doesn’t kill Harper. Instead his new plan is to get onboard the Andromeda. Hell he might break his neck if he does, then again he was pretty used to pitch dark back on his own planet so he should be ok. The ladies watch as another planet goes bust. We must be running out of planets at this point right? Sure hope all seven billion people teleported out so they can now die a slow death rather than a swift one like the cult members did. Andrea continues to act like Rommies little sister rather than in her own words a new woman.... As luck would have it the fake sun is playing up which is just as well as without that good fortune Dylan had NO WAY AT ALL of getting back inside there without waiting a hundred years. Lucky. Or fate made it play up cause no free will remember. What the fuck!!!!??!!! Harper and the Warlord are now onboard Andromeda. HOW DID THEY DO THAT???? We may never know...... Trance does a little dance.... The Rommie twins do a double act and the Warlord is revealed to be The Abyss all along. His new plan is to blow up the ship. Oh noes!!!! The corridors of the fake sun are, just as they were in episode 16, pitch dark but that sort of makes sense given that it’s an unmanned fake sun that can only be accessed once every hundred years..... apart from today of course..... The twins fight the bad guys and win, because, well they are hyper strong super robots, of course they were going to win. Then Trance shows up, she does get around.... Then Beka shows up as well. The ladies figure out that Harper has betrayed them ( cause he totally did..... ) and that the Warlord is also somehow on board. The ladies then fight more bad guys in a scene that goes on for about half an hour. They win of course but that’s because they know Kung Fu. Meanwhile Dylan has reached the core of the fake sun and figured out that Trance 1 is trapped here cause she left her coat there....... Andrea tricks one of the Asian cult members ( so is the show saying that all Asians are cult members, like they all conform to a certain ideology or maybe follow a ONE PARTY system, something like that...... it sort of seems like it is..... ) And the girls find out about the bombs and oh Harper is dead. Ha, like hell he is. It’s another fake out. He was fooling them although why he needed to fool Beka and the twins we may never know. It almost feels as if he was trying to fool a hidden fourth wall breaking audience that may or may not have been looking in..................... Now them, he would have fooled. Dylan finds Trance after shooting up the place. She was in a sort of Time Cocoon even though the end of episode 16 made it very clear she was held prisoner in the core chamber. She regenerates and teleports everyone out right before the sun destroys the ummmmm sun..... Lucky.... or fate, lack of free will, etc..... Beka confronts the Warlord/Abyss but rather than shoot him on sight she... doesn’t.... Instead she does more Kung Fu. The hell Beka!!!!! More fighting, killing and teleporting but all to no avail The Abyss pulls one of those guns that everyone made a huge fuss about back in episode 5 or 6. ( I’m not going back to check. The one about the mines and the whole they took our land subtext. You figure it out. ) and is about to kill Beka when the wonder twins show up. Then Dylan shows up and..... everyone shoots The Abyss. But as you know he’s the Abyss, he’ll be back. Now for the Trance problem. They have a Trance fight and now we don’t know which is which. See, if only good Trance had stayed next to Dylan we’d know exactly which was which. But it’s ok cause the bad Trance beams out ( or was she the bad Trance?????...... ) The crew watch as the sun goes off course and blows up planet 1 making all their efforts futile... no wait, it stopped just before it got there. Sure seems hella’ close though on the screen. Pretty sure a star that close to any planet would cook all life off it in about 3 seconds flat. Then the crew asks the same question I pondered earlier, namely how did the Warlord get on board the ship and did Harper betray them all ( he did... ) but it’s all played as a joke and Harper is once again off the hook. Well, we started the series with nine planets, now we have one. 22 trillion people will die in three weeks time due to starvation. We may still have the bad Trance onboard and seven billion Asian cult members died a few hours ago but we get a sitcom style happy ending where all the girls team up in a sort of sistas are doing it for themselves thing. Dylan reflects that his work as saviour of all reality will never be done. The End. The verdict? Ah it’s 50/50. It’s a step up from the worst one ever last time but it also follows on from that. There’s too much girrrruuuuullllll pppooowwweeerrrrr and Kung Fu. The fake sun is just a rerun of episode 16. The Warlord is an arsehole. Pitch darkness. It’s part 2 of a 2 parter and it shows. It’s padded out. It’s reusing ideas. It is lacking any new ideas. It is lacking pretty much anything really. Even Rommie didn’t help here, not least because she has now become a twin and is slaved to Andrea. That isn’t going to go away at this point. So yeah throw it in the bad pile. See now why it took me a month to get back to all this? Still at least it’s over. This just leaves the final two parter to finish things off. It’s a wonder I haven’t been finished off doing all this. Oh yeah they did a Star Wars joke I forgot to mention when the twins were fighting the bad guys, so does that mean Star Wars was real in their universe? Is the Andromeda universe our future? How else do you explain it? Well then to anyone who read ALL this I salute you. If I survive I will see you all at the finish line for the sixth and final part. If I don’t well, it was fate, destiny and a lack of freewill on my and this universes part. To Be Concluded..........
2020.09.19 04:40 AcadianLadyHair Styling Suggestions for Stick-Straight Hair - about to shave it off and get a wig!
Looking for advice. I have incredibly straight, fine hair, but lots of hair follicles. In childhood, my mother tried everything possible including those awful Toni Home Perms, but all permanents - even the professionally applied ones - pretty much just fell out after 24 hours. I have had hairdressers ask if I am of part Asian heritage, because they have never seen such straight hair on a "Caucasian" girl. Anyone here have advice on how to style this type of hair? I've lived my life absolutely hating my hair, because in my opinion I look ridiculous with stick-straight hair and a very large face (rectangle shape). I've given it a month, and if I don't find a solution I am seriously considering shaving it off and getting a wig.
2020.09.18 20:25 anon6384910My Asian parents is the reason I am turned off by the Chinese culture
Just need to vent/rant. For background, I’m a female in my early 20’s and I understand that I’m generalizing the culture and such, which is why I wanted to emphasize this is my experience and how it’s affected me, personally. My experiences, starting as a young child:
Ever since I can remember, my mom would make me do traditional women’s jobs such as forcing me to help out with cooking, must do all dishes/sweep and mop the kitchen after each family meal, serving my dad dinner when he got home, having to dress “pretty”, etc. My 2 brothers of similar age never had to do ANY of these things. As a result, to this day, I hate cooking and cannot cook.
My mom’s reasoning when I confronted her that my non-Asian female friends were treated the same as their brothers: “it’s Chinese culture”. No other explanation. That was her response each time starting when I was around 10 and realized how unfair it was because I was a girl.
As I’m living on my own and started my first business while working full-time and pursuing a Master’s, my mom would always ask me why I didn’t feel content with just having a job. Why I had to put so much time into building a business or continuing school (I fully funded both with no involvement from my parents).
My mom believed and still strongly believes as a woman, just having a basic, easy job is fine and let the man go to grad school, etc. as the man should be the breadwinner. She literally said “if I you, I’d be content without doing any more. you’re a girl, why do you need to do all of that”? This made me LIVID. When I asked her why, she said “it’s Chinese culture”!!
As I was growing up, she would always force me to try wear pretty clothes etc since it’s “a woman’s job to look pretty for the man in Chinese culture”. Guess what I was growing up? A tomboy (because yes, as a kid I was very strong willed).
Anyway, these are just some of my experiences that ruined any appreciation I had for the culture and to this day... I hate to admit it but I still view the culture as extremely misogynistic and have never dated an Asian as a result of this internal hatred. Thanks to anyone who made it this far in my rant. I just had to let it out.
2020.09.18 16:47 BuckRowdy[Update] The rise and fall and the depths of depravity of pedophile Jared Fogle from Subway.
This is an updated and edited version of a post I originally submitted at /redditcrimecommunity. It's been updated with the latest info. I used to be kind of obsessed with the idea of Jared from Subway. He always seemed like nothing more than wallpaper in a commercial, a guy whose job amounted to holding up a comically giant pair of pants for seconds at a time in commercials. How much do you think they paid that guy to do that? I used to search to see if I could find out Jared's salary or his net worth because to me it seemed like he had the easiest job in the world. Just stand there and smile, hold up the giant pants, shake a few kids hands at store openings and other corporate promotional events; essentially play the character of Jared from the Subway commercials. The Midwestern everyman who once weighed over 425 pounds and lost it all by eating at Subway every day. Of course the fine print at the bottom of the screen gave the wider context to his weight loss routine, but there was a much wider, much darker context to Jared's story that would only be revealed years later. Jared started working for Subway in 2000. By 2005 they had stopped featuring him in commercials and their sales declined by 10%. They quickly reinstated him and he was a fixture ever since. It is true that Jared didlose the weight, and he did do it in part by eating at Subway. At this point it would be reasonable to ask how did he get the money as a college student to eat all his meals at Subway? Because he was running a porn video rental business out of his apartment at the time and had an extensive collection. You've got to remember that this was in an era where media of all types was more difficult to obtain. You didn't have everything at your fingertips back then. Subway opened up on the ground floor and Jared was lazy so he started eating all his meals there. The rest of Jared's story is marketing mythology. A friend wrote an article in the student newspaper that got published in Men's Health which caught the eye of Subway's marketing department. Jared started working for Subway in 2000 and up until about 2007 it appeared to be a marketing master stroke. That's when the reports started trickling out. In 2007, TMZ published the story about the porn rental business. We'd learn later that as early as 2008, Subway had received serious reports about Jared from a franchisee in Florida that Jared had befriended at a few store openings. Cindy Mills, the franchisee said:
Jared was up to no good for years, but his world really started to crumble in 2015 with the arrest of Russell Taylor. Taylor was Jared's partner in his non-profit charity and he was just as bad as Jared if not worse.
Taylor had gotten in trouble for texting a woman a picture of bestiality and suggesting such between the two of them. It's a sick thing to think about, but that's just what Jared and Russell were up to.
In one of those text messages, according to the affidavit, “Russell Taylor asked her if he and another adult female she identified could come to Jane Doe’s residence and engage in” an act of bestiality. The woman did not agree to that request, but told investigators “you could tell (Taylor) was serious.” She also told investigators that “she received an image file via text from Russell Taylor that depicted (another act of bestiality).”
Jared's house was raided and the rest quickly became history. Subway dropped him. Sharknado 3 dropped him. Jared accused Taylor of fraud and sued him. One quarter of the funds of the charity were unaccounted for, and the only money they ever paid out went to Taylor's $73k salary. I'm no professional but it's hard not to draw the conclusion that Jared was paying Taylor to produce child porn with a non profit charity. The world found out about Jared in 2015, but in 2007 and 2008 two women were finding out a lot about Jared. Jared had met a franchisee in Florida and started a sexual relationship with her. She called the FBI when Jared started texting stuff like this:
"I still can't believe you only paid $100 for her."
Fogle reponds: "It was amazing!!!!"
"What part of her ad made you think she was selling sex?" the woman asked.
Fogle says "U will have to read them to see."
The woman got a lawyer and submitted the texts to Subway who sat on them. Around the same time, Jared met Rochelle Herman Walrond, a journalist who initially remained anonymous, who came forward and said that she got suspicious about Jared when he called middle school girls hot
She contacted the FBI who asked her to wear a wire. She went on to record Jared over a nearly 5 year period, pleading with the FBI to go ahead and arrest him with them always saying that they didn't have enough evidence and needed more. So she tried to get Jared to incriminate himself. Over that 4.5 year period they talked about a lot of stuff, like that Jared wanted to fly to Thailand to have sex with children.
"I would fly all three of us clear across the world if we need to,"[Jared] says on the tape. "It would just make things a lot easier — if we're going to try and get some young kids with us. It would be a lot easier probably."
He gave her grooming tips:
"Well, if we get them segregated out ... you know, start talking or whatever ... and we get a little closer, and a little closer and a little closer and before you know it ... it just starts to happen," the man's voice says. "But I think that girl from the broken home could be a possibility, you know."
He daydreamed on the phone:
"Do you want to watch me f— a young girl, too?" the voice of Fogle asks. "Will you f— a young boy?" When Herman-Walrond asks if that would turn Fogle on, he responds with a whispered "yeah." “I had a little boy. It was amazing,” Fogle reportedly said, in response to a question about being with children. “It just felt so good. I mean, it felt—it felt so good.”
“I had two young children at the time, and he talked to me about installing hidden cameras in their rooms and asked me if I would choose which child I would like him to watch,” she told Inside Edition.
Fogle received "images and videos of nude of partially clothed minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct," which were allegedly recorded by Russell Taylor, the former director of the Jared Foundation. Taylor secretly filmed some of the minors in his home using hidden cameras that captured them changing clothes and bathing.
Taylor was in possession of 400 videos of child pornography upon his arrest. In 2011, someone else reported Jared to Subway via their website and yet nothing happened. All this came raining down on Jared in 2015 when his house was raided and he was arrested and later charged with 14 acts of sex involving minors. He was ultimately sentenced to 15 years in jail and had to pay restitution to his 14 of his many victims totaling $1.4 million. His wife divorced him as quick as she could, Subway cut ties with him and the dominoes started to tumble. All of a sudden the past reports about Jared came to light and Subway didn't have an explanation. Lawsuits started flying. Jared's now ex wife accused Subway of covering up Jared's pedophilia even from her because their marriage made Jared more grounded and more marketable. It's now a sick joke, but at the same time of jared's arrest, Subway was trying to rebrand him as a family man. So why didn't Subway act on the various reports it had gotten about Jared over the years? As this site puts it, it was a story bookended by laziness. Jared's laziness brought him to Subway, and their laziness in vetting stories led to the end of the Jared era with a lot of human misery left in his wake.
Later that same year, a brawl broke out and Jared was nearly killed in an attack meant to send a message to all pedophiles. Other than that, rumor has it that Jared has it pretty easy in jail which is disappointing to hear given all that he's responsible for. In 2017, Fogle tried to pull the Sovereign Citizen defense and claim that the feds didn't have jurisdiction over him which I imagine gave the feds a good laugh. The motion was dismissed. In 2018, Jared sued to void his conviction going so far as to name the president (among others) as a defendant. It was unclear how the president was involved and Jared was forced to remove him as a defendant. He claimed:
His suit was dismissed. That same year a woman pen pal of Jared's sold their racy letters to Radar Online. Seen here and here. She also sold a recorded phone call where she and Jared discuss porn and his sexual preferences. If he wanted to appeal to a parole board, surely sending hand-drawn pictures of his genitalia that later end up on radar online is not a good strategy. In March 2020, three of associate Russell Taylor's child pornography convictions were overturned for ineffective counsel. He still faces trial on 9 other charges. In the five years since Fogle was arrested, Subway has been reeling. In 2015, their co-founder passed away and a new CEO was brought in. Internal reports indicate that customer traffic is down 30%. They've laid off over 400 people from the corporate HQ and this summer they had to revoke a promotion due to a franchisee revolt over the pricing. Subway was associated so long with Jared it may take time for customers to form a new association. They tried to drop him once, struggled, and re-hired him. Clearly Subway lived in denial while Jared was their spokesman and looked the other way as business boomed. The new marketing strategy involves athletes. Time will only tell if they can recover from one of the worst scandals to ever hit a sandwich chain. As of September 2020, Russell Taylor was being held at a federal prison in Yazoo City, Mississippi; Fogle was being held at a federal prison in Littleton, Colorado.
2020.09.18 09:37 PoliticalBuzzfeedWhats with Young adults from cultural families not being honest with their parents about their boyfriends/girlfriends
I noticed it with mainly girls who are of an asian, Indian, or any other cultural background (not all) won't introduce who they are dating to their parents and being scared. I know one girl who dated her boyfriend since they were 19 but introduced her guy to her parents at 26 and pretended that they were ''friends'' before. I broke up with my half Indian and Latina girlfriend cause of this. It creeps me out how casually they do it too. Like I didn't think she was being serious until 2 years past and realised she was being serious. I just found it so disrespectful she wouldn't introduce me to her parents. She claimed cause ''god forbid we something happens between us, her parents would like not trust her with choosing her own man'' how ever she promised that if they were to deny she would stand up for me. But for now she rather not deal with that and live her life. I know her cousins did that and it worked out fine. But isn't it just rude to waste someones time? I broke up with her and she felt upset later said this is the reason she didn't introduce me. Im not trying to bash other cultures but please stand up to your parents. No matter how good they are. Stop hiding stuff. I fine that this why majority of these late teens and young adults end up so dependent. Is this normal ?
2020.09.18 04:43 xXKilltheBearXx10 hour audiobook for late 30s couple.
Wife and infant daughter and I visit the in laws a couple times a year. It’s a little under 6 hours each way. Daughter sleeps the whole way because we leave at her bedtime. I was thinking we could listen to an audiobook the problem is our interest don’t always intersect. For instance we can never agree on TV to watch. She is conservative, likes history(particularly about NY or America), she is into teen dramas (gossip girl), crime procedurals (law and order) probably reads like 2-3 books a year ranging from crazy rich Asians, to American psycho to a book about the history of nyc. She works in fine dining and is into the restaurant scene in NY. I read about a book a month(but only for the past 3 years or so) usually sci fi or fantasy suggested by friends as a way to connect with them and an escape from work. I am an attorney, client facing and at times it can be stressful so reading on my commute gives me a good reset before i get home. For TV i like to watch sports(Mets/Jets/knicks) documentaries about ww2 or American revolution but haven’t read anything. ( i listened to stephen Ambrose band of brothers). My favorite books I’ve read in the past 3 years or so are whom the bell tolls, blood meridian, 3 stigmata of Palmer Eldridge, lions of al rassan) Thanks for any suggestions in advance.
2020.09.17 20:15 KooKewKuChewSeattle, We need to have a chat about Trump
Seattle, It is time we had a chat. I am a moderate and up until a few years ago was considered a liberal. Today, I have decided to vote for Trump. Before you yell, before you scream, before you throw rocks and set me on fire, please, sit down and let’s talk; for it is our duties as citizens to listen and hear each other. There are 50 days until the election. I have waited for a long time before procuring any judgements. I have given both parties a chance to show their creed, waited for the conventions, looking forward to the debates, I let each, put forth their ideas, embody their philosophies through actions, I stopped to let our leaders show what they stand for. And now we need to be honest. Both parties have made it clear what they are about, and I am disgusted at what the Democrat party and Biden are representing. I have seen them trumpet the circus of the mueller reports, the failed impeachment, the constant headlines of disregarding their own Covid rules, unconstitutionally shackling our liberties. I have seen them caught spying on Trump’s campaign and indicted for it. I have seen them try to create fake hate crimes like Jesse Smollet; to which Harris has personal ties to. Try to drag good people in the mud like Kavanaugh. The fake hoax after fake hoax after fake hoax. Denialism of voter mail fraud. Biden, in between his dementia spawned mumbling, cited the fake hoax ‘very fine people’ from Charlottesville just recently in Delaware. The overwhelming number of examples of censorship from major news and tech companies. This isn’t who we should be voting for. The basic refusal to denounce the arson of our city. This is trash. This is a party of girl sniffing pedophiles. These are trash people. And these are the people you are telling me are worthy of my vote? The ones who are letting us die and burn? REALLY!?!?!? And you are saying this to me with bull horns as you set my neighbors on fire? Calling us racists like tantruming children? REALLY!?!? Have we sunk this low ? I know what you are thinking though. But Trump is worst. He is a racist! He is xenophobic! So I will hear this out. Let me look at what Trump has done. I may not agree with all of his policies like his border control, but I didn’t agree with it when Clinton said it either. I have seen the lowering of medicare premiums, cheaper pills. Just today he announced he wants to preserve Native American artifacts. He wanted to build a new woman’s suffrage statue. He brought troops home from Democrat created wars. The Median household income has hit highest level ever recorded. Women, African-American, Hispanic-American, and Asian-American are all at record unemployment levels. Helped sign VA acts and helped them get needed health care. He legalized hemp. And lets be honest, look at that economy! He fucking brought peace to the Middle East for christ sake. I think all of these are good things. Who in their right mind would say they aren’t? And growing our economy, being pro America is worst than standing with pedophiles, murderers, cheats, and arsonists, all because the media says ‘Orange Man Bad’? We need to have an intervention, an intervention of common sense, a line in the sand. Enough already. Just stop. This is the land of opportunity. Those simple three words should mean something to each and every one of us. They're more than a nickname. Combined they're a call to action, a direction to each of us. Do our best, rise up and be the best that we can be. America is built on that challenge, built on the freedom that allows you to achieve greatness. It doesn't mean hand me free stuff. It doesn't mean give me. It doesn't mean a world wide nation. Our president is the embodiment of the Land of Opportunity. He is what I hope to achieve, what I hope my children achieve, and only in America are you afforded the opportunity to become Donald Trump. While democrat led cities are burned, while police are defunded, while they scheme and lie, and the left leaning party further radicalizes itself, while it abandons the hard working men and women of this great country. Abandoning the blood, sweat, and even the deaths of our fore-bearers, ignoring the great inheritance we have all been given; They want to sell the prosperity of our future for, at minimum, a vote today. Not for me. Not this time. I can no longer support those that have lost the hearts and minds of the rational. It would be honestly be a disgrace to our history. We the people see through the charade now, the so called sleeping giant. I want to join. I am a part of it now. It needs to finally be said, It is ok to vote for Trump. With that, I am from Seattle and I am voting for Trump.
2020.09.17 17:25 TurnipSensitive5537My(25M) girlfriend(24F) doesn't want to have sex before marriage.
This is not a conventional saving-your-virginity-before-marriage type of story. I've been dating my girl for over a year. We clicked so much that we are basically each other's best friends. And I've decided she's the one I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with. Six weeks ago when we were making out, things got escalated. We were both naked and she tried to climb on top of me wanting to penetrate. Knowing that I didn't have protection at that time I immediately said no. But there was some contact between the genitals for about 10 seconds. But no penetration. Two weeks later she said to me that her period was late. I got panicked as well (because we made out during her ovulating period), but it turned out that the period was late by one day. But she read some articles and found out that sperm can exist in male pre-cum and women can get pregnant without penetration. She freaked out even more. Then she did six pregnancy tests (strips from pharmacy) in regular intervals and they were ALL negative. She wasn't convinced. Then she said she wanted to do a blood test. So I took her to a laboratory and let them have a blood sample. The report came out. It was negative. I thought she was fine by then but after a few days she again said she doesn't trust the blood test cause the test was sub-standard. By the time I'm typing this, she is now waiting for her second period, which is due in the next two days. She says she will be fine by then. The fact she isn't convinced is because her "boobs feel weird" and "feeling sick". But she never nauseated until now. I was guiding her through all this and boosting her confidence everytime she gets paranoid. But yesterday she said she definitely doesn't want to have sex until marriage. I was taken aback. I'm not after sex (Then I would've had sex with her by now without wasting a year), but I need some kind of physical intimacy from her. Yeah we've been making out but now definitely knowing that sex is out of the table I feel a little frustrated. Before this incident, when we were discussing about sex, I told her that we would use double protection (contraceptives AND condoms), and I'll pull out. She was fine by that at that time but seeing this I feel like she'll never be convinced. And also she will act in the same way for two months after everytime we have sex. I'm really concerned about her worrying this much, and also I'm a bit frustrated with no sex on the table. When I asked about after marriage, she said even if there's an unplanned pregnancy, we'll be fine because we are married. (I live in an Asian country where a child out of wedlock is a BIG deal). And both of us are studying so the marriage is not happening anytime soon. What do I do?
2020.09.17 06:16 Itsabelle0Too many Fiber Supplements?
16F, 5’2, 104 lbs, white/East Asian So I eat Vitafusion sugarless fiber supplement gummies to help me poop. The serving size for a girl my age is 2 gummies per day, but every day I take 4 servings. I seem fine so far, and my stomach rarely hurts. Does taking 4 servings of fiber supplements have adverse effects? Will it damage my organs or colon? Thank you!
2020.09.16 17:27 singingsparrowsaigeBlackpink Has More General Public Support/Causal Listeners Than BTS
Hello! This is a thought and opinion I've had for a while, so I'm really eager to start some good discussion on it. Both groups are some of my favs! Really this is more of an BG and GG observation, just Blackpink and BTS are the two biggest ones worldwide right now. In no way am I hating on either group or saying one is better than the other, I am just expressing an observation I have noticed. I would appreciate it if we can be kind and non-confrontational in the comments. Alright, let me get this out of the way. I believe this to be an unpopular opinion, really on any social media I've been on. Please correct me if you believe the opposite, I'm only one person after all, I see different things than the rest of you guys. First, I 100% know that BTS has WAYYYYY more committed fans and ARMYs are a much much bigger fanbase. This is a fact that I think any reasonable person can agree to. This is partly due to BTS' artistry, more consistently great music releases, a longer time as a group, and generally more content to keep fans interested. BTS and really BigHit keep fans constantly fed to keep us entertained and updated! They really promoted in the West first out of all the 3rd Gen groups, they made their BIG impact first. However, a large reason they also have huge fanbase is the reason most boy groups that make it big and have such a huge following, they are male. Now before you start attacking me, I've seen the statistics! I know BTS has plenty of male fans, but the majority are female. This is how its always been with boy groups (1D, 5SOS, NSYNC, etc.) This is due to the fact that there has always been a stigma around men liking other men, especially in boy groups due to the fact that their music/persona is geared more towards women. BTS gets a double dose of crap like this because of xenophobia and other prejudices. Being one myself, I've seen how Asian women are seen as "exotic" and "beautiful" and generally more accepted even if it is on a still more prejudiced level. However, until recently, Asian men have always been emasculated by other men because of their facial features. Asians tend to have baby faces longer, and because they take better care of themselves (skincare, etc.) they look less rugged than Americans "ideal man". And no mater how good the music is, many will still have that making them prejudice. Which is honestly so tiring to keep seeing. On top of that, BTS and k-pop males in general wear more makeup than the normal guy. Add to that due to the lyrics of love songs or especially when there is skin on display (ab flashes and the like), it's always been not quite acceptable for men to be big fan, of anything actually other than typical "man stuff". So be it boy or girl group, it's always been more women that will buy albums, buy concert tickets, buy merch...actually really support an artist, especially groups. I'm not saying it's the way it should be, but unfortunately it is the way it often is. I know MANY MANY girls that are HUGE BTS fans, me included. We do buy albums, even buy concert tickets. I think this stigma behind "fangirls" also makes it easy for men, and even other women, to poke fun at BTS, when in reality many of their fans are mature. But for instance, I have a few guy friends that are quite into k-pop, which I personally love to see. While they like boy groups fine, they gravitate definitely more towards girl groups. This is just the way things normally happen, if you're straight you go towards the opposite sex, especially unconsciously. However, neither of them are particularly huge stans, they don't buy albums or things like that. And while there are men that do, I think a majority of them especially over here in America, simply keep up with their music and some content. Because it seems "weird" for them to support girl groups to that extent. This is supported by statistics, even the biggest girl groups, even in their home country Korea, have NEVER sold as many albums as a boy group. Let's take Twice, they've sold a massive amount of albums total, but a lot has to do with how many albums they've put out. They are much more recognized by the GP and their songs become iconic. However, even though none of NCT's comebacks this year did particularly well on any charts, they still sold a million albums, while twice sold approximately 500,000. I've seen a post before saying that boy groups are designed to build a loyal fanbase, while girl groups appeal to the general public/casual listeners, and well I think this may be the truth. Here comes my Blackpink part of the opinion. I'm not saying I think more people have heard of BP vs BTS, I know that ain't true, but I do think Blackpink get more casual LISTENERS and somewhat supporters than BTS. This is partly due to the fact that girl groups always get a much better ratio of male fans to female fans. In BP's case, I've seen where its about half/half. Women have less of a problem seeing other women being sexy/cute than men do seeing other men to the same. However, since women normally do more of the buying, extreme supporting, this ratio ends up hurting girl groups in huge fan support. Many, but not all, of those girls I mentioned before being BTS fans, do not like girl groups particularly that much. They put mainly all their support on their fav boy groups, even other than BTS. However, I have known more people who are not into k-pop AT ALL, listen and kinda follow Blackpink. They have no interest in getting into k-pop either. However, since BP's music and YG more in general, has always been geared more Western, the music sounds less experimental and more what the GP listens to day to day anyway. Add this to the fact that US loves to see female rappers, the GP is always surprised by the rapping in BP songs versus other past GG. Add this to the fact that BP has better stage presence/dance and that YG swag than a good amount of Western female artists. I think nothing illustrates this point more than spotify numbers. BTS has 22 million plus followers, while Blackpink has 14 million plus. But while BTS has 29 million monthly listeners since the release of dynamite, BP has close to 27 million monthly listeners. That gap is SIGNIFICANTLY smaller. And before Dynamite, BP had MORE monthly listeners than BTS. I think this perfectly shows how while BTS may have more fan support and devoted followers FOR SURE, Blackpink has more casual listeners to followers/fan ratio. I know in my case, I found Blackpink's music first from one of their crazy trending music videos. After than I started to causally listen to them for a good year, just them, and had no interest in k-pop as a whole. Then I fell down the k-pop rabbit hole and started listening to way more groups/soloists, including becoming a big BTS fan. I will admit, the whole "boy group" thing I never really did like, so it did stop me from getting into them a first. Once I really watched them though, I got over this, however many people I know won't even get to that point honestly. So due to the stigma surrounding BTS and BG's, I think BP and GG's in general will tend to always have more general public support and listening, but will hardly ever surpass boy groups in numbers (especially in the West where k-pop is not a really huge part of the music industry) due to BG's having way more devoted fans that will stream, buy, etc. *whew*, that was long. If you made it to the end, you're a champ! Please lets discuss in the comments. I'd like to close by repeating the notion that I am in no way saying one group is better than the other, deserves more success, or anything of the like. I would appreciate it if we can stay respectful! Thank you guys :) *Edit for clarity* I didn't mean for it to sound like I think Blackpink is more popular than BTS as a whole, because I don't believe that to be true. I know Blackpink's monthly listeners have been higher due to recent collabs and comebacks and their streams have almost always been lower than BTS, but they do have SIGNIFICANTLY less music too. In the Top 10 Spotify K-pop songs of all time, 5 are BP (+Jennie solo), 4 are BTS, and Psy of course, lol. So you can't say that their lower total and daily spotify streams has everything to do with necessarily a completely less amount of casual listeners, as they have less than 20 songs total compared to BTS with about 200. That accounts for a lot. You also can't say its all fandom streaming, as we've clearly established that BTS has a way bigger fandom. I meant to refer worldwide, but since I live in the US my view will be predominately from that POV. View Poll
2020.09.16 02:03 closetedlesbiangirlHave you been in an interracial relationship and would you be in one?
As a latebloomerlesbian of south asian origin i wonder if there are many interracial lesbian relationships. Ive been on dating apps and i don't want to say its based on race but i notice i don't get many swipes and friend requests as i send out.If you are in such a relationship would you make your partner feel special and beautiful even though she doesn't fit the mainstream idea of beauty and probably faces multiple levels of marginalisation. I think both partners should do that for each other.i have a white fwb she tries to show she is into me and likes our contrasting colours when we lie side by side. Sometimes i just feel like im an exotic sex toy even though she probably doesn't intend that. Sometimes when i ask her if we can do something special or if she could do something special for me she calls me needy. Is romance and sensuality something that is not desired anymore in today's world? I like to do special things for her and buy her things. I work in the medical field so i help her with medications, appointments and i also help her friends. Somehow things seem off balance. She also helps me when i need help with fixing things. I don't want to leave her at the moment as she is the first person ive been completely sexual with and im in my 30s. I have this connection with her and her kids. I want to be there for her but i worry in the end she may get bored and leave me. Which is fine that's upto her. Ive just been conditioned with this view that if you care/love for someone you're there for them during tough times as well as good times. Sometimes she is present with me and does special things other times she prioritises her friends, interests over me even if ive driven many hours to visit her. Ive had to move few hrs away for work. Isnt a partner meant to want to spend time with you if you come to visit them from far? especially if she has got things for u and the kids. rather then do all their errands and have time for you in the middle of the night.i wish she would engage more in issues affecting me like with family/cultural issues, be out about us and give this relationship another label and be a safe place where i can vent. Maybe i expect too much. I like women of all background especially caucasian girls but i feel like its a one-sided love and not mutual at times. It sometimes sucks being a double minority who discovered herself late in life. She too is a latebloomer lesbian previously in relationships with men. For me she is my second relationship and first non long distance one. Guess im just looking for tips to help me getting her to understand me and maybe have some more initiative.
2020.09.14 12:12 LollipopDreamscapeNew widow. Hey, its me again. Update again.
I was encouraged to keep writing these. Talking about it helps, and I don't feel I will be judged here. There are also details about her final days that I've been hiding from everyone who knew her because I don't want them to know. And I want to discuss them. General, if you haven't read these before. I'm 33 years old. My wife was 35. My wife was a beautiful transgender woman, out and proud. I met her when she was still CD, and we started her journey to womanhood together. I've always been a lesbian, and I was attracted to her before even knowing she was a girl. My lesbian instincts are strong. We were together for a little over 5 years. My wife passed away a little over two weeks ago. I've been making posts here, venting about how I feel, talking about her, etc. She sadly passed away from complications of genetic sleep apnea, very sudden, and I can't cope other than to talk, talk, talk. My wife loved the Little Mermaid and wanted to be Ariel, so I call her "my mermaid girl". She always had long, bright red Ariel hair. Thank you. Today I feel a little better. I was suicidal yesterday to the max. Now I just want to go to the ocean and stare at the waves and do nothing. Its an improvement. I actually, I want to go home, which is Japan to me. I want to be in my culture, doing home things, eating familiar food, etc. Its certainly an improvement when the alternative was to kill myself. I'm so sad that we never got to go together. She didn't understand my culture and was 100% American, but that is what would have made it so fun. She loved to eat meat on a stick from Asian food places, and we have this in abundance. I wanted to go on a sort of "see Japan by meat on a stick" tour with her, lol. It would have been great. Like, going to new cities and finding the best "meat on a stick" places. Sigh. I am sadly blaming myself completely for her passing. What nobody but I and her four immediate family members know is that she was actually extremely sick before she passed. And those family members don't know how sick, because they didn't live with her. She had a slipped disc for a while, and this made her in so much pain that she could barely move in those last weeks. She started having trouble balancing on her legs. Falling. We arranged blankets on the floor of our home so she could fall and not hurt herself, that's how bad it got. The last Saturday she was here, she fell in her brother's driveway twice. He was there and was horrified. I laid there with her, and he wanted to call paramedics. She refused and got angry at him, told him to go away. Said she'd get up herself. We laid there, under the stars together, me holding her close, for hours. We tracked the moon in the sky. She could not get up. I don't know how she wasn't crying. I would have been inconsolable. I knew I had to be strong for her, so I didn't cry. I just kept asking quietly if she was ready to get up, like everything was normal. As if I hadn't had to gently guide her down in the first place when she started to fall. She eventually was able to get herself up, with enormous effort, twice. I was so proud of her. But, I wish we had taken her to the hospital. Neither her brother or I knew it was going to end up like this. We will never know if this falling down problem had anything to do with what happened that Tuesday. We chose not to know, because she passed in her sleep and we can only live with ourselves if we blame her sleep apnea. I don't know if you can force someone to be admitted, either, so maybe our efforts would have been for naught. I couldn't think about this stuff until yesterday. I started blaming myself for her passing. If I had taken better care of her, if I hadn't been in shock the whole time at how quickly she declined, if I hadn't this and that. She started declining that Thursday so rapidly. She almost fell on top of me when she was getting up from a chair. The look of terror in her eyes. I'll never forget. Its burned into my mind. She laid on the floor that time for six hours. She could not get up and pretended she was fine, looking at her phone, pretending she wanted to be there. I sat with her, pretending with her, pretending it wasn't real, while wondering what the hell was happening and what if. A terrifying what if. The same what if that I saw in her eyes at the moment she fell. Her friends and the rest of her family think it was a sudden passing. And it was. Nobody expected this. We're all in shock. But her brother and I know there was something leading up to this. And we are blaming ourselves. But I was the one who lived with her. I could have done something. But you know, we already knew...that nobody would look at her back because she was a beautiful plus size girl. They told her "lose weight, then we'll x-ray". So, she gave up. She had given up since March and that mental decline was so obvious. Her descent into depression. Nobody knows about her depression, just me and her brother who she saw regularly. She stopped wearing makeup, stopped styling her hair which was her baby, stopped wanting to dress in fashionable clothes. She used to love all of these things so much, but she stopped. All I could do was try to be strong for her and take care of her and watch her slow decline. Her brother strongly believes that she went to sleep on the couch that night because her back was hurting her. If her back hadn't been hurting her, then she probably wouldn't have had that specific sleep apnea episode that took her life. Or so we think. We don't want to know. It feels good to talk about this, because I've been hiding it. I've been putting on a cheerful face on Facebook, being this beacon for people to come to and chat with and be comforted by. I knew her best these past five years, these years where she got to be the girl she always wanted to be. People are comforted by that fact alone. I tell all the happy stories of the laughter and the joy because I know its what people need to hear. But I've been hiding this story that I just told you all. It deserves to be told, too. I'll never forget laying there with her under the stars for the last time, holding her, hearing her steady breathing, watching her glistening eyes staring upwards. It makes me cry now. She was my brave, beautiful girl. She fought so hard. Thank you. I wish I could post a picture of her in happier times. So you could see what she looks like. She was so beautiful. She got scouted to be a cool plus size model all the time. She was radiant. So, so many people are reaching out to me on Facebook. New ones are popping up all day. My phone is blowing up. So many people she's touched over the years. She was a mentor for other trans girls who were just starting out. She'd dress them in her own clothes and take them to all her trans friendly places. She always had a smile on and it was genuine, because each day was the best day of her life, as she said, because she didn't have to spend it as a boy. She was just this amazing, wonderful person and she changed my life so much. She didn't deserve to die like that, but at least she was surrounded by her family and she was comfortable and warm. Thanks for listening. If you want to talk to me about any of this, don't hesitate. I welcome the company.
2020.09.14 10:23 looneymoon21It makes me very uncomfortable to call my childhood abusive. (Imposter syndrome?)
TRIGGER WARNING: physical punishments. Mention of self harm and suicide. I (20F) grew up in what I call an unhealthy environment. Anytime I talk about it to anyone I am never able to call it abusive. I’m not sure why but it makes me so uncomfortable. Maybe someone could help me figure out why or how to get over that. So a lot happened in my childhood. I’m going to start with what I remember even though I’ve been told stories about when I was a baby/toddler that would definitely be traumatizing. First off, I have a brother who is a few years older than me. We were taken away from my mom (dad had left years before) when I was maybe 5/6. We were placed in foster care for a while before my grandma picked us up. Foster care was not fun at all. We were constantly picked on by the other kids (two girls I think they were bio kids of the foster mom but I’m not sure) Anyways we were with my grandma for maybe a year or less before my dad decided he would take us in. So he picked us up (with his new girlfriend) and we moved to a place that was 6 hours away from our grandma. We were really excited. My dad had a room for each of us and his girlfriend was nice. Once the social worker left, things changed a bit. My dad informed us that his friend (a man about my dads age) would be moving in with us and he would be getting my room. So my brother and I would share (we were about 7 and 10 not a big deal.) well things were ok for a bit. I noticed some weird things like the time my stepmom once too casually asked my brother and I if we prefer her or our real mom (who we hadn’t seen in like over a year) and my brother immediately said he preferred my stepmom and she had a smug smile about it before looking at me expectantly. The problem with this question was that she asked it in Spanish and I didn’t understand Spanish too well yet so I asked for some clarification. My brother misunderstood and thought I was choosing our real mom and got mad at me. My stepmom watched this little argument and then when I started to cry she laughed. I threatened to run away and left the house (as 7 year olds do) and she followed me out laughing the whole time as I cried harder and harder and got scared cuz I didn’t know what way to go. That was the first warning I guess. Once my stepmom got pregnant, the real issues began. Suddenly everyone was hitting me. My brother was hitting me but he always hit me so whatever. But now my stepmom was hitting me and yelling at me for everything (example includes one time when I didn’t want to eat soup and she held me down on the bed while she spanked me and yelled) My dad was fine with this and he would hit me with his belt sometimes as well. Also I got hit my a car around this time and I remember my stepmom telling me it was my fault and I was stupid and being mad at me for it (I slipped on ice and slid into the street as a car was passing) (this is also when I could no longer share a room with my brother so from this age until about 14 I slept on the couch in the living room- then I was allowed to sleep in the room again once it became my sisters) This post is getting long im sorry but I’m going to list some more: I’ve been hit with a vacuum chord(stepmom), belts (stepmom, dad) , shoes(stepmom),slapped (stepmom), punched (brother), chased with a knife (brother), kicked (stepmom), haiears pulled (stepmom,dad) to name what I can remember off the top of my head (not counting the little things like pinched and pushed etc) When I was about 10 I decided it would be a good idea to become vegetarian (am to this day actually) and well it gave my stepmom a new punishment. She would try to shove raw frozen meat down my throat. This happened multiple times and was a constant threat for about three years. (My brother was kicked out around this time because of always arguing with my stepmom. He went to live with our mom) My dad didn’t care about any of this. He even encouraged her. A few times she would have me down on the floor and would kick and hit me while I cried and my dad and their daughter watched and ate their dinner. I wasn’t allowed to have friends. If I did have any and I tried to go out with them my dad would call the police. My grades were extremely important. Anything less than an A meant I was failing (no I’m not Asian don’t ask) I started running in middle school and was very good at it but if I came in any place other than first my dad would be angry and threaten to not let me run anymore. This is around when I became very depressed. I started to self harm at the age of 12. I seriously considered suicide at age 13 (attempted I guess you would say but I didn’t go through with it) and again at 16 (again attempted but did not go through with it- I was a wuss) When I started puberty my stepmom made it her mission to remind how ugly I was. When I would shower (they were timed too I could only take 10-15 minutes or she would drag me out) she would come in randomly and laugh at my naked body while I cried and begged her to leave. My dad also would introduce me to people as “the one that came out ugly” When I was 14 my stepmom decided I was done living off them for free so she made me get a job and start paying her rent (not a lot but still) and that I wasn’t allowed to eat her family’s food anymore (if I wanted to eat I had to buy it or make it myself) Anytime I would cry or talk back or start to get emotional she would record me so that she could laugh at it in front of me. She was always telling me how she was stuck with me because no one else wanted me. How she would dance on my grave when I died (I was suicidal and would self harm) At 16 I started rebelling by staying out late and leaving early (I was usually gone from about 7am to 2 am) so they decided to kick me out. After my junior year of high school I was sent to live with my mom (6 hours away). However they kicked me out a few days before my mom could come get me so I spent about three days couch surfing with all my stuff at a friends house (who was hesitant to let me because they had already had the cops called on them by my dad) All this and I had to also endure the fact that they had a great reputation around town. People would tell me how lucky I was to have my dad and how great he is. It always made me want to scream and cry but I couldn’t. I tried therapy but my dad ruined that too because the therapist wanted to meet him and decided he was a great person. All this but it wasn’t all bad. I had a house to live in. I had clothes and food (mostly) and I was sometimes invited on trips with them, I was always told happy birthday even when I didn’t get anything and sometimes I got Christmas presents. My dad would give me money sometimes if I hid it from my stepmom and we had some good times. It’s thinking about the good times that make me feel like crying because I wish there were more and the thought of them makes me realize that it wasn’t all bad and that I still care about them. They raised me. They taught me a lot. There’s so much I left out. I wasn’t the best person either. I would take money from them (for food and personal hygiene things - I wasn’t allowed to use my stepmoms stuff for my periods) and I didn’t always listen. I would sneak around and act out but they put up with me for a long time. And I know so many people out there who have actually been abused and it feels wrong to say I was. I was really lucky actually when I think about things other people go through. My mom was actually abused and it feels weird to put myself in the same category as her. I don’t feel like an abuse victim or a survivor. I just feel like it was kinda messed up but now that part of life is over. Should I be calling this abuse? Or was it just a crappy childhood? I’m sorry this post was so long. Keep in mind I’m no angel either so I don’t know. I don’t know if I could ever refer to my childhood as abusive.
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